Rey Oxoriano

"RT @Imanizate: Ese gran dia en que uno sale de la casa a pie con chalas y vuelve con zapatillas y en bicicleta @flaitechileno style…."
— 14 minutes ago
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"secandome mode on!!! (at @JumboTienda w/ 3 others) https://t.co/E37eoRgo85"
— 14 minutes ago
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"Unseeded Pablo Andujar upsets Fernando Verdasco in three sets, reaches Swiss Open final vs. Juan Monaco (ESPN) http://t.co/pj1IxrWMd1"
— 30 minutes ago
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"I’m at Metro San Pablo (Lo Prado, Región Metropolitana) https://t.co/424g0qM176"
— 30 minutes ago
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"Elina Svitolina reaches Baku Cup final with 3-6, 6-1, 6-4 victory over Francesca Schiavone (ESPN) http://t.co/gtZU2ydBgg"
— 1 hour ago
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"vecino…. usted y su taladro me dan cancer…."
— 1 hour ago
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"@VTRsoporte estimados…no tengo conexion aprox dos horas… ls envie dm con datos.. favor su ayuda"
— 2 hours ago
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"RT @ANGELITA_DANY: En camino a la ciudad Histórica! Ciudad celeste! Vamos #Ohiggins con todo ;) http://t.co/G5xfSD7o2i"
— 3 hours ago
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the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

(Source: mrmiyahgi, via remilia-needs2weewee)

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"panorama ñoño mode on…. watch dogs… cerveza y papas fritas xD (@ Oxorian’s House) https://t.co/nJCJtjHKGN"
— 16 hours ago
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"Pronostico para mañana Mostly Cloudy… Minima de 9 y maxima de 17"
— 17 hours ago
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"Jack Sock defeats Lukas Lacko, 7-6, 6-2; will play top seed John Isner Sat. in Atlanta Open semifinal (ESPN) http://t.co/3VoxTx13rY"
— 17 hours ago
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"no termino de secarme…. (@ Hiper Líder) https://t.co/p19iHXrnDT"
— 18 hours ago
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"Top seed Fabio Fognini, No. 2 seed Tommy Robredo advance to Croatia Open semifinals (ESPN) http://t.co/3VoxTx13rY"
— 19 hours ago
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